Thursday, December 18, 2008
Christmas is here and the goose is getting slaughtered.
Well it's that time of year again when Christmas cheer is forced upon us like some sort of seasonal plague the telly keeps going on about the Christmas number one but like all ways well for the last few years the fucking xfactor winner with a song that is about as remote to Christmas as barbecues and trips to the beach. So some jumped up slut will become number one with yet another cover of that hallelujahs song that is the one that says hallelujah a billion times.
it then it comes to TV when everything in the world having a TV special that just means the same programme with so-called celebrities in it or they use fake snow to make it more Christmassy even more in my 20 year existence it is never snorted at all at Christmas but the bookies say as there's a good chance it will snow. The bookies may have more chance of getting it right in the fucking weatherman as nine out of 10 times the weather will do the opposite of what they said it will do.
Then there is the media sensationalising everything they can about Christmas single good die of eating turkey because it's got more salmonella in it than calories in an average Americans diet. Then whatever that is selling an academic of people buying some crappy Toy happens so people on eBay can make a fortune in the shops can sell computer games or whatever in a bundle on the true fact is this probably thousands stuck in some warehouse ready to be released when all the posh kids have bought them a while over the RRP.
From Dave
dictating into his computer
it then it comes to TV when everything in the world having a TV special that just means the same programme with so-called celebrities in it or they use fake snow to make it more Christmassy even more in my 20 year existence it is never snorted at all at Christmas but the bookies say as there's a good chance it will snow. The bookies may have more chance of getting it right in the fucking weatherman as nine out of 10 times the weather will do the opposite of what they said it will do.
Then there is the media sensationalising everything they can about Christmas single good die of eating turkey because it's got more salmonella in it than calories in an average Americans diet. Then whatever that is selling an academic of people buying some crappy Toy happens so people on eBay can make a fortune in the shops can sell computer games or whatever in a bundle on the true fact is this probably thousands stuck in some warehouse ready to be released when all the posh kids have bought them a while over the RRP.
From Dave
dictating into his computer
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