Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Its been a while...
It has been quite a while since we have done anything to GimpFM. We are just soo busy with different commitments we've made.
This is mainly a quick update so you lot have an idea of whats happening.
We've stopped GimpTV for a while as everything fucked up and nothing worked properly so thats the main reason for that.
The site went apeshit and deleted itself, its now only partially back, we will be uploading the podcasts back and everything when we have the time as its going to take about 2 solid days to do that.
We have a Twitter!! We haven't linked to it yet as its like a little game for you to find it. This is the first real post about it, we are not writing it, it is someone crazy on the other end so I hope you lot read it and enjoy it.
We havent't forgot about GimpFM, but it has taken the "Back-Burner" for the minute while we sort things out.
We hope to have at least some new things sorted out but we cant gurantee anything as alot of our ideas now get scrapped before they make it online unlike the old-days when everything went online.
Love from
Bob
This is mainly a quick update so you lot have an idea of whats happening.
We've stopped GimpTV for a while as everything fucked up and nothing worked properly so thats the main reason for that.
The site went apeshit and deleted itself, its now only partially back, we will be uploading the podcasts back and everything when we have the time as its going to take about 2 solid days to do that.
We have a Twitter!! We haven't linked to it yet as its like a little game for you to find it. This is the first real post about it, we are not writing it, it is someone crazy on the other end so I hope you lot read it and enjoy it.
We havent't forgot about GimpFM, but it has taken the "Back-Burner" for the minute while we sort things out.
We hope to have at least some new things sorted out but we cant gurantee anything as alot of our ideas now get scrapped before they make it online unlike the old-days when everything went online.
Love from
Bob
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Christmas is here and the goose is getting slaughtered.
Well it's that time of year again when Christmas cheer is forced upon us like some sort of seasonal plague the telly keeps going on about the Christmas number one but like all ways well for the last few years the fucking xfactor winner with a song that is about as remote to Christmas as barbecues and trips to the beach. So some jumped up slut will become number one with yet another cover of that hallelujahs song that is the one that says hallelujah a billion times.
it then it comes to TV when everything in the world having a TV special that just means the same programme with so-called celebrities in it or they use fake snow to make it more Christmassy even more in my 20 year existence it is never snorted at all at Christmas but the bookies say as there's a good chance it will snow. The bookies may have more chance of getting it right in the fucking weatherman as nine out of 10 times the weather will do the opposite of what they said it will do.
Then there is the media sensationalising everything they can about Christmas single good die of eating turkey because it's got more salmonella in it than calories in an average Americans diet. Then whatever that is selling an academic of people buying some crappy Toy happens so people on eBay can make a fortune in the shops can sell computer games or whatever in a bundle on the true fact is this probably thousands stuck in some warehouse ready to be released when all the posh kids have bought them a while over the RRP.
From Dave
dictating into his computer
it then it comes to TV when everything in the world having a TV special that just means the same programme with so-called celebrities in it or they use fake snow to make it more Christmassy even more in my 20 year existence it is never snorted at all at Christmas but the bookies say as there's a good chance it will snow. The bookies may have more chance of getting it right in the fucking weatherman as nine out of 10 times the weather will do the opposite of what they said it will do.
Then there is the media sensationalising everything they can about Christmas single good die of eating turkey because it's got more salmonella in it than calories in an average Americans diet. Then whatever that is selling an academic of people buying some crappy Toy happens so people on eBay can make a fortune in the shops can sell computer games or whatever in a bundle on the true fact is this probably thousands stuck in some warehouse ready to be released when all the posh kids have bought them a while over the RRP.
From Dave
dictating into his computer
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
Plug the mainframe into the matrix... WHAT?
Now I have been bored today and started to look around the interent to answer a few questions I had about some technical crap. I don't offen do this as I ask people I know in real life instead of trawling through the net.
After reading a few crappie home made sites and the odd forum, it soon came apparent that most people on the interent no jack shit about what they are talking about. The problem is that a few people watch some crap si-fi movies and start calling their computer a rig and if they've got a computer that holds a few files they call it a mainframe, they then start tarking as they no fucking every thing about computers and they act as if they can whip up a program that can make you a cup of tea and tickle your balls at the same time.
They then talk to each other as if they're best frends that can relay on each other so much forgetting that they're just people that type crap so other people think they know lots about computers but that fact is that its they are just to trying make there nobs grow.
Yes the interent and forums are a great place for people to learn and ask others for help but the problem is you can't acualy find out how much they acualy know.
If someone knows a lots about something they should be able to make it simple if they can't then its either not worth doing or most likely they know jack shit and are making it up, so ask someone else.
From Dave the Tech Guy
After reading a few crappie home made sites and the odd forum, it soon came apparent that most people on the interent no jack shit about what they are talking about. The problem is that a few people watch some crap si-fi movies and start calling their computer a rig and if they've got a computer that holds a few files they call it a mainframe, they then start tarking as they no fucking every thing about computers and they act as if they can whip up a program that can make you a cup of tea and tickle your balls at the same time.
They then talk to each other as if they're best frends that can relay on each other so much forgetting that they're just people that type crap so other people think they know lots about computers but that fact is that its they are just to trying make there nobs grow.
Yes the interent and forums are a great place for people to learn and ask others for help but the problem is you can't acualy find out how much they acualy know.
If someone knows a lots about something they should be able to make it simple if they can't then its either not worth doing or most likely they know jack shit and are making it up, so ask someone else.
From Dave the Tech Guy
Saturday, November 01, 2008
WHY THE FUCK IS IT STILL IN THE NEWS?
First I should really leave as I just said a naughty word in the title fucking twats.
Well days later they're still going on about the fucking Jonathan Ross and Russle Brand shit. Well its now just Jonathan Ross now but I am sick of the media taking a small story and keeping it on the front of the tabloid and thus the BBC as I'm sure that's where they get all thier news storys now.
Well they supended Jonathan Ross to keep thier older veiwers happy but I don't give a fuck about them I find thier fucking TV and radio show offensive as they seem to favour the older viewers even though it's the modern risky shows that people like and risky shows should as thats the only way new funny shows will happen.
The phone call may not have been that funny and may seemed a bit harsh to Mr Manwell but then it comes out that the bint they were talking about is a bit of a slut I don't know if its true as it was the britsh newspapers.
Why dose the british media have so much power to make someone a hero or zero and then make the whole county look shit as if everyone is taping each other taking drugs and setting fire to grannys. I could easily sensaionalise this story like the media with a headline like "the media kills great Brittan" well basicly stop letting the media control what we like, how we like it and most of all our personal morals.
I'm now going read something with better more true news like the Vis thats less full of shit and mainly does not use news items more times than Manwells granddaughters been fucked if we are to belive the newspapers.
From
Dave the newsreporter
Well days later they're still going on about the fucking Jonathan Ross and Russle Brand shit. Well its now just Jonathan Ross now but I am sick of the media taking a small story and keeping it on the front of the tabloid and thus the BBC as I'm sure that's where they get all thier news storys now.
Well they supended Jonathan Ross to keep thier older veiwers happy but I don't give a fuck about them I find thier fucking TV and radio show offensive as they seem to favour the older viewers even though it's the modern risky shows that people like and risky shows should as thats the only way new funny shows will happen.
The phone call may not have been that funny and may seemed a bit harsh to Mr Manwell but then it comes out that the bint they were talking about is a bit of a slut I don't know if its true as it was the britsh newspapers.
Why dose the british media have so much power to make someone a hero or zero and then make the whole county look shit as if everyone is taping each other taking drugs and setting fire to grannys. I could easily sensaionalise this story like the media with a headline like "the media kills great Brittan" well basicly stop letting the media control what we like, how we like it and most of all our personal morals.
I'm now going read something with better more true news like the Vis thats less full of shit and mainly does not use news items more times than Manwells granddaughters been fucked if we are to belive the newspapers.
From
Dave the newsreporter
Fucking shit internet shitty shit and other bollocks!
Yes, if you have been trying to Watch GimpTV these past few weeks, you will have noticed that we have been having problems, either being about to broadcast to show youtube videos.
We are looking into this problem, whether its us or the provider. It may turn out that we have to change provider to beable to give you a good service.
In the mean time, we are also attempting to upload all of our old podcasts and sketches but as you can gather it takes ages to strip the music out of all the podcasts so we are all in the legal area!
In other news, I am now pregnant and am expecting a nice baby seal! Once its born, I will be selling it to the highest bidder so we can make some cheap fur coats to keep you all warm this winter, I blame the credit crunch!
Dont forget to email in, we are always happy to recieve crap you you lot, as we need more friends!
Im rambling again, and slightly ranting.
I really want to know whats makes people tick. I mean when people in the neediest time other people can be complete dicks, yes you get your nice sympothetic people but then you get the 100% complete cunts! Take the credit crunch for example, everyone is stuggling, so some shops have dropper their prices as they realise if no one has money, then they cant spend it in their shops. But then you get the cunt of an oil barren that burns off his 'spare' oil to hike the prices up even more, so people whom buy petrol for their job means they pay more on that then on food. Its tossers like tham that make the financial difficulties even harder. Plus it will one day backfire on them. This wasnt my main gripe but I cant put my real rant onto this blog for legal and personal ramifications but hey Im pissed off at people being cunts when others need their support.
AAHHH that rant over, makes me a little bit happier.
I hate the winter as its cold but I love the snow. Its all of 7Degrees in my room at the moment and I dont wanna bare all and juump into a cold bed. I ned a bed warmer, anyone up for the job?
I have another gripe, Lost post! where does it get lost and is it lost at all? Is some cunt stealing it? I know I have post either missing or severly delayed by weeks now, but if I ask the post office all they will say is "I dunno I just work here" because the arse doesnt know what the hands are doing, I that the righ analogy? How the fuck does post go missing anyway, the goverment pays millions to get a postcode for your house and millions to add that to a map just to make the postoffice's job easier which isnt even owned by the government now, so the tax payer is paying to get his or her postcode for the royal mail to still do a shit job and loose things. But what if it aint lost, what of the postie stole it? What the fuck does he want with:
1 - A card from my Aunt Agnust wishing us all a merry new year from 1981, shes mental!
2 - A free sample of Tenna Lady & Tenna Men which is for a carzy joke on someone
3 - A shit magazine I throw out all the time, hes actually saved me a job
and
4 - My junk mail
I mean its all shite, he or she is nuts and wont steal from me again, they had to risk their job for a magazine and a card, What a tosser!
Right my feet are getting cold, I might rant some more when I have time and get something rantable about, I omitted my student finance grant as they are just fucking useless to the extreame of "eh? Student grant?" over the phone to them!
Rant over!
Love Bob the Nob©
We are looking into this problem, whether its us or the provider. It may turn out that we have to change provider to beable to give you a good service.
In the mean time, we are also attempting to upload all of our old podcasts and sketches but as you can gather it takes ages to strip the music out of all the podcasts so we are all in the legal area!
In other news, I am now pregnant and am expecting a nice baby seal! Once its born, I will be selling it to the highest bidder so we can make some cheap fur coats to keep you all warm this winter, I blame the credit crunch!
Dont forget to email in, we are always happy to recieve crap you you lot, as we need more friends!
Im rambling again, and slightly ranting.
I really want to know whats makes people tick. I mean when people in the neediest time other people can be complete dicks, yes you get your nice sympothetic people but then you get the 100% complete cunts! Take the credit crunch for example, everyone is stuggling, so some shops have dropper their prices as they realise if no one has money, then they cant spend it in their shops. But then you get the cunt of an oil barren that burns off his 'spare' oil to hike the prices up even more, so people whom buy petrol for their job means they pay more on that then on food. Its tossers like tham that make the financial difficulties even harder. Plus it will one day backfire on them. This wasnt my main gripe but I cant put my real rant onto this blog for legal and personal ramifications but hey Im pissed off at people being cunts when others need their support.
AAHHH that rant over, makes me a little bit happier.
I hate the winter as its cold but I love the snow. Its all of 7Degrees in my room at the moment and I dont wanna bare all and juump into a cold bed. I ned a bed warmer, anyone up for the job?
I have another gripe, Lost post! where does it get lost and is it lost at all? Is some cunt stealing it? I know I have post either missing or severly delayed by weeks now, but if I ask the post office all they will say is "I dunno I just work here" because the arse doesnt know what the hands are doing, I that the righ analogy? How the fuck does post go missing anyway, the goverment pays millions to get a postcode for your house and millions to add that to a map just to make the postoffice's job easier which isnt even owned by the government now, so the tax payer is paying to get his or her postcode for the royal mail to still do a shit job and loose things. But what if it aint lost, what of the postie stole it? What the fuck does he want with:
1 - A card from my Aunt Agnust wishing us all a merry new year from 1981, shes mental!
2 - A free sample of Tenna Lady & Tenna Men which is for a carzy joke on someone
3 - A shit magazine I throw out all the time, hes actually saved me a job
and
4 - My junk mail
I mean its all shite, he or she is nuts and wont steal from me again, they had to risk their job for a magazine and a card, What a tosser!
Right my feet are getting cold, I might rant some more when I have time and get something rantable about, I omitted my student finance grant as they are just fucking useless to the extreame of "eh? Student grant?" over the phone to them!
Rant over!
Love Bob the Nob©
Thursday, October 02, 2008
MTV Music Awards
Well MTV has proved again that the music industry is in a poor state of affairs. When they released the nominations for "Best Act Ever". The nominations are Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Green Day, Rick Astley, Tokio Hotel and U2.
When you ask me the question, best Act ever, means names like Queen, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd and other acts that 1000s of people love and enjoy the music of. Then when you think of a more broader veiw not just the music I like there is still 100s of acts that would be placed above them a small sample would be The Beatles, Elvis Presely or Michael "Kiddy Fiddler" Jackson who sold more then 500 million records each but non are on the list for best ever artist.
I could rant for pages of how crap this is but I dont think I really need to tell you as if you're reading this your probably already thinking how shit MTV are.
It would be nice to have people posting what they would put as their best act ever you never know, you may all say Green Day and I'll be left looking like a tit again.
Thank for reading dave the ranter
When you ask me the question, best Act ever, means names like Queen, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd and other acts that 1000s of people love and enjoy the music of. Then when you think of a more broader veiw not just the music I like there is still 100s of acts that would be placed above them a small sample would be The Beatles, Elvis Presely or Michael "Kiddy Fiddler" Jackson who sold more then 500 million records each but non are on the list for best ever artist.
I could rant for pages of how crap this is but I dont think I really need to tell you as if you're reading this your probably already thinking how shit MTV are.
It would be nice to have people posting what they would put as their best act ever you never know, you may all say Green Day and I'll be left looking like a tit again.
Thank for reading dave the ranter
Friday, September 19, 2008
big fuck ups
Sorry about the show just going off this week, this was due to the host rather then us. We will be working as hard as paedophile in a nursery to get this solved and hopefully we have a normal show next weeks so thank for you people watching and hope you all have a merry Xmas for this week.
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